i just need a firm toilet seat in my life
"Thanks. It has pockets!"
- every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

(Source: captainmarvel)

niaollhoran has said: dennys why would i want to eat nachos for breakfast

dennys:

pls do not even come at me right now with this kind of attitude why wouldn’t you want to eat nachos 24/7 why wouldn’t you want to enjoy your life to the fullest come on “niaoll” be the breakfast change you want to see in the world!

beyoncevevo:

"omg u look like-" I dont care

"omg u remind me of-" I dont care

"omg u act like-" I dont care

I dont care